It was meant to be a simple night at the theatre, but with a dame, a detective, and a dastardly criminal, it’s anything but!
A (fake) cigar is held, but not smoked. That’s it as far as smoking goes. There’s a great big swordfight! (No injuries and everyone lives.)
Can they dodge leading ladies, opera ghosts, and the wrath of scorned techies in time to catch a killer? More importantly, can they snag that coveted Gumshoe of the Year Award? Film noir gets taken for a farcical spin, and it may never be the same again.